The world's greatest dad
He is a bona fide Chicago Cubs fan. It's a common sight in the Phillips household living room that the Cubs are always on!
He's a ride or die Chevy fan. The past two trucks he's had (Black Betty and SilverRaydo) have been Chevys. He's even got two Corvettes in the garage!
I sold my vacuum the other day- All it was doing was collecting dust.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom- European
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.